Criminalise Plagiarism

[MrMarkyMark]

Just a minute, I'll add that to my mod work instructions...

It will get far easier when CUK is moderated entirely by robots

[northernladuk]

How about banning for hesitation, repetition or tedium?

You'll be very busy for a period....

[northernladuk]

Good job you cannot be banned for repetition hey NLUK! You could ask your accountant about that.

And tedious, accountant comebacks......

[Mordac]

Just on a technical point, it cannot be plagiarism if a text is reproduced with consent, shirley?
Consent has to be assumed from the fact that they advertise an essay writing service, so as long as you pay for it, they aren't going to care what happens afterwards.

(Apologies for tediously going on-topic - I'll sod off now)

Edit - the penny's just dropped. You shining wits, you...

[MarillionFan]

How about banning for hesitation, repetition or deviation?

Deviation? That's the Russian Squirrel ****er screwed then.

[BrilloPad]

Just a minute, I'll add that to my mod work instructions...

There are instructions?

I thought it was all made up as you went along.

[MrMarkyMark]

There are instructions?

I thought it was all made up as you went along.

Not that simple

[Mordac]

Er, the plagiarism is, in essence, paying someone to do your work for you.

One bright spark here got poor marks, refused to pay, and got ratted on by the writer.

Which didn't end well.

OK. My understanding was that the original work had to be available (for comparison) to prove plagiarism. I suppose a good essay from someone who turns out to be as thick as pig excrement is proof enough.

[MarillionFan]

Not that simple

What you're saying is that WTFH looks like a clueless penis in a metal jacket. Yep, I can see that.

[MarillionFan]

OK. My understanding was that the original work had to be available (for comparison) to prove plagiarism. I suppose a good essay from someone who turns out to be as thick as pig excrement is proof enough.

If you change a word, then it's alright.