Or as the morning Metro called him - Johnny Dept
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£23,000 a month on wine?
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It's only one bottle a month. It's not that much.Originally posted by WTFH View Post£23,000 a month on wine?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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They must have seen him comingOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostI can just about believe £25000 a month on wine.
But what surpasses all comprehension and defies the imagination is £2,500,000 to fire some ashes out of a cannon!
(I mean not that it isn't a jolly caper and a good idea, but how it could conceivably cost so much. It's like spending two million on a carton of goat's milk.)
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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More fool him.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHehe! But also if he's throwing big parties several nights a week, a few crates of £30 a bottle wine each time could soon rack up to that.
If you throw loads of parties no-one remembers them."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Woolly mammoth jizz.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostIt'll be carafes of tiger blood next, mark my words.Comment
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Would that be still or sparkling, madam?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostWoolly mammoth jizz.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Frothy. She's a filthy gargler.Originally posted by Mordac View PostWould that be still or sparkling, madam?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Has anyone pointed out: dict.cc Wörterbuch :: Depp :: Deutsch-Englisch-Übersetzung“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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That would have been mildly amusing if it had been Johnny Debt.Originally posted by sal View PostOr as the morning Metro called him - Johnny DeptWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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