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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Check their will and then poison them.
    Nah run them over in an "accident" Less time inside if you do have to go inside.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Nah run them over in an "accident" Less time inside if you do have to go inside.
      Unless you're on your mobile, in which case the Express will have a petition to get you hung and you'll face 40 years inside at least.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Turin, a little village on the outskirts of Thame.
        That's funny. I live in a little village on the outskirts of Thame too. Haven't heard of Turin though.

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          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Nah run them over in an "accident" Less time inside if you do have to go inside.
          With poisoning you can frame a sibling and get them excluded from the will.

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            Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
            That's funny. I live in a little village on the outskirts of Thame too. Haven't heard of Turin though.
            He's your neighbour!
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              £500K is the right money for many downsizers. They are market that needs servicing as well.

              Both sets of parents have downsized but £500k was far in the rear view mirror.

              Bungalows tend to have 2 bedrooms so they aren't much use for the average family of 2.4 kids.
              the family will buy it with a view to extending it, Scale-Out or Scale-Up

              Milan.

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                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                He's your neighbour!
                Cool. I'll invite him out for a drink down the local. It's only 833 miles from Thame to Turin.

                No wonder he knows everything about the UK housing market.

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                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  How is your BTL flat above the bookies getting on?
                  nae bad, turnover ~£35k p/a
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    have gone further for free beer!

                    hmm

                    Town and Villages Around Thame, Oxfordshire

                    they did name one village (Brill) after me
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      why ? both sets of them are working hard on enjoying themselves having raised us for years.
                      I was addressing the mauve monkey.

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