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Nah run them over in an "accident" Less time inside if you do have to go inside."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Unless you're on your mobile, in which case the Express will have a petition to get you hung and you'll face 40 years inside at least.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNah run them over in an "accident" Less time inside if you do have to go inside.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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That's funny. I live in a little village on the outskirts of Thame too. Haven't heard of Turin though.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostTurin, a little village on the outskirts of Thame.Comment
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With poisoning you can frame a sibling and get them excluded from the will.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNah run them over in an "accident" Less time inside if you do have to go inside.Comment
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He's your neighbour!Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostThat's funny. I live in a little village on the outskirts of Thame too. Haven't heard of Turin though.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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the family will buy it with a view to extending it, Scale-Out or Scale-UpOriginally posted by vetran View Post£500K is the right money for many downsizers. They are market that needs servicing as well.
Both sets of parents have downsized but £500k was far in the rear view mirror.
Bungalows tend to have 2 bedrooms so they aren't much use for the average family of 2.4 kids.
Milan.Comment
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Cool. I'll invite him out for a drink down the local. It's only 833 miles from Thame to Turin.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHe's your neighbour!
No wonder he knows everything about the UK housing market.Comment
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nae bad, turnover ~£35k p/aOriginally posted by northernladyuk View PostHow is your BTL flat above the bookies getting on?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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have gone further for free beer!
hmm
Town and Villages Around Thame, Oxfordshire
they did name one village (Brill) after me
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I was addressing the mauve monkey.Originally posted by vetran View Postwhy ? both sets of them are working hard on enjoying themselves having raised us for years.Comment
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