Originally posted by zeitghost
We have forked tongues you know. 
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The best chat-up line ever.
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Surely they should know...Originally posted by zeitghostWorks well with lady Giant Alien Lizards
Thats like me walking up to a human female and saying "Us male Humans have penis' you know" and expecting a shag!!!!Comment
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I've seen worse lines get results...Originally posted by ArdescoRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I guess I was trying to chat up the wrong women at uni then.....Originally posted by XenophonComment
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxMaybe I did. You couldn't often remember much after a night at the Hacienda.
However, I'm sure such an occasion would have been sufficiently memorable to overcome the renowned Hacienda haze though.
Ahhhh
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Hard to say, if I find someone better he is getting the chop. There is no excuse for being as dull as he can be.Originally posted by SallyAnne
Anymore news on the Houndslow Borough front, sounds like it would be okay for the Christmas lull - give you some easy cash maybe.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy
So he's a gonner and doesn't even know it then? Poor lad! You should chop him now and enjoy being single for a while man!
No news yet - my CV only went in today. I cant stad this non-working thing man - Its only been 2/3 weeks and I'm going nuts!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Those were the days. Allegedly.Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhhhComment
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Originally posted by Lucifer Box
It must seem a lifetime ago compared to dirty nappies eh? (Unless you drank Guiness of course)
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIt must seem a lifetime ago compared to dirty nappies eh? (Unless you drank Guiness of course)
I did. That's all the training I needed. Except possibly drinking guiness and black for extra staining power.Comment
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