Originally posted by barrydidit
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Skimmed and semi-skimmed milk bought by accident? Nothing less than blue top for the big fella.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
It's possible I suppose. It could still have been made into custard though?Originally posted by LondonManc View PostSkimmed and semi-skimmed milk bought by accident? Nothing less than blue top for the big fella.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostSkimmed and semi-skimmed milk bought by accident? Nothing less than Gold top for the big fella.
he is a 5%er not a 3%er
Gold Top Milk 1L - Groceries - Tesco GroceriesComment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
We've not thought this through. He'll whack 61.5% fat Cornish Clotted Cream through a blender.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I configured my Alexa to add toilet rolls to my Tesco shopping basket.
So now I can just shout "Alexa, Get Bog Rolls" whilst on the khazi to order them.
I just need Tesco to come up with a "5 Minute Drone Delivery" option and my life will be complete.Comment
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You'll still have to do the penguin shuffle to get to your front door to retrieve said bog rolls.Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostI configured my Alexa to add toilet rolls to my Tesco shopping basket.
So now I can just shout "Alexa, Get Bog Rolls" whilst on the khazi to order them.
I just need Tesco to come up with a "5 Minute Drone Delivery" option and my life will be complete.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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