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Friday night losers club.

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    #11
    f) Listen with half an ear and one eye on something else (keep looking at your monitor periodically). At the end of it say, "I'm sorry, I was a bit distracted and wasn't really listening. Can you say that again?"

    She'll give up in no time.

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      #12
      Originally posted by TheMonkey
      Just do what I do. I'm a total sociopath though so you might get hit. just say "shut it woman - I'm bored". They never say again then.

      One guy I worked with was always going on about his baby son so the following comment popped out: "i'm surprised you got a son - did your wife roll onto the cum that you masterbated into the bed?"

      Yes I am horrible
      ha ha ha ha ha - very good
      The pope is a tard.

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