I've written to my mate Putin. He'll sort AtW out with a bit of Polonium 220.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Well, least someone may have a chance at the last post of the year on the 31st. AtW will be fighting off teenagers looking for ciggies in some Siberian backwater, while the rest of us burn worthless 50 quid notes to stay warm because the French energy companies have cut off the leccy.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI've written to my mate Putin. He'll sort AtW out with a bit of Polonium 220.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Them £5000000 notes will be plastic in no time...Originally posted by MarillionFan View Postwhile the rest of us burn worthless 50 quid notes to stay warm because the French energy companies have cut off the leccy.
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I think you'll find they're Tesco Finest beef.Originally posted by AtW View PostThem £5000000 notes will be plastic in no time...
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