Friday Poem corner - as we've not had it for a while...

[n5gooner]

Jesus is it Friday already ??? I supposed when a person is at home in between projects all days blur into each other ...

Haven't seen you for a while Sandy - how's tricks??

[NoddY]

Poetry is for women and homosexuals.

[Pondlife]

Didn't you used to sleep with Bigears?

[premiere]

I cross the ocean
I cross the border
I’m poor and broke,
I take the bus
To see employment folk

Nice man treat me good in there
Say I need to see welfare
Welfare say “you come no more”
“we send cash right to your door”

When I work
They pay me cash
Make it last, cos I pay no TAX

Social cheques they keep you wealthy
The NHS, it keep you healthy

By and by,I got plenty of money
Thanks to you, you English dummy

Write to friends in Motherland
Tell them ‘come fast as you can’

They come in turbans and inside trucks
I buy big house with all my bucks

They come here, we live together
More social cheques
Life gets better

Fourteen families
They moving in
But neighbours patience
Is wearing thin

Finally, English guy moves away
Now I buy his house and then I say
“Find more aliens for house to rent.”
And in the yard I put a tent

Send for family
they just like trash
But they too draw the social cash
Everything is very good
And soon we own the neighbourhood

We have hobby
it’s called breeding
Social pay for baby feeding

Kids need dentist
Wife need pills
We get it free
We got no bills

English crazy
He pays all year
To keep our welfare
running here

We think England
darn good place
Too darn good for
Your stupid race

[NoddY]

Didn't you used to sleep with Bigears?

I call him 'daddy'.

[SandyDown]

n5gooner - all is well with me .... between projects at the moment hence, trying to catch up on house work you know baking them gingerbread men ...preparing for Xmas and all...

Last week I made this awsome pumkin pie .. really nice and low carb too

[roger rabbit]

Poems

Give Sandy a Brandy
Give Roger a Slivovitz
She gives him a lubeing
He comes on her tits

[SupremeSpod]

Give Sandy a Brandy
Give Roger a Slivovitz
She gives him a lubeing
He comes on her tits

And then he disappeared...

Where the hell did he go and why?

Suggestions?

Murdered by his Russian Mrs?

[MarillionFan]

And then he disappeared...

Where the hell did he go and why?

Suggestions?

Murdered by his Russian Mrs?

He realised what a complete and utter waste it was posting on a bulletin board.

[OwlHoot]

And then he disappeared...

Where the hell did he go and why?

Suggestions?

Murdered by his Russian Mrs?

RR was an accountant, as I recall. I also recall reading in the papers back in about 2006 something about an accountant and a Thai (or foreign?) bride. So it could have been something to do with him. I don't remember the details though.