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What a load of poo!!

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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    We had someone who started tulipting in the bins at work!
    That’s a good idea! I must start doing that. Now that I have found God through bowel movements, I must spread his word.
    Drivel is my speciality

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      #12
      I would say that most of this is down to public bogs being dirty, having no bog roll and facing the distinct possibility of meeting George Micheal there. I personally try to do all my pooing on company time using their bogs and paper. I have even rushed to work early for a 'pressing engagement'

      Weekends I have to use my own bog, but I have still reduced my bog roll usage down to 2/7.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Flubster
        Was it touching cloth?
        It was positively scraping it
        Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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