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Bi-annual!!Originally posted by vetran View PostAh so your annual Bath sir?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I have a pension but hope to not hang around too long (am of the live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse mentality).Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd knowing that my kids (well, not mine exactly) will be paying for your pension and upkeep in your old age.
I had a cat once. It died. Shortly after peeing in my favourite Chanel handbag. Never again.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat about your 15 cats? Who's gonna take care of those?Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
I had a cat once. It died. Shortly after peeing in my favourite Chanel handbag. Never again.
I always use handbag liners in case of accidents. Not that cat pee is a risk I'd considered.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Good tip. Didn't think I needed one as the bag wasn't being used at the time and was stored in a wardrobe.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI always use handbag liners in case of accidents. Not that cat pee is a risk I'd considered.Comment
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