No Longer Able to View NSFW threads

[MrMarkyMark]

I for one welcome our new moderator overlords.

If you think that sort of blatant, creepy, window licking, statement will win you favour, you sir are sadly mistaken

[vetran]

If you think that sort of blatant, creepy, window licking, statement will win you favour with Cojak, you sir are sadly mistaken However you will probably be OK with some of the other Mods

FTFY

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Man.........you were looking real good, then you spelt her name wrong .

Cojak

Flogging, Hanging and Tarring offence, so I'm told

[MaryPoppins]

it's interesting that because if you ask any woman nowadays whether they masturbate they always say no....

Who exactly are you asking? You're either a winker or a liar, in my view.

[barrydidit]

Who exactly are you asking?

Batista's, ones on the bus, wpc's sent to the scene, lady magistrates...

[original PM]

Who exactly are you asking? You're either a winker or a liar, in my view.

It's was actually more of an urban myth - in that if you ever ask a woman they will never admit to it....

But no I do not really go around asking women if they flick the bean on a regular basis - not really that easy to slip into general conversation nor am I that interested.

Apologies if I offended you!

[MrMarkyMark]

Who exactly are you asking? You're either a winker or a liar, in my view.

He probably blusters in and asks too early, most women like at least a little bit of verbal foreplay, IME

[MaryPoppins]

Apologies if I offended you!

Eh? Lighten up man.

[TestMangler]

Is this as strong as they can come up with ????

Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts involving urination, female ejaculation or menstruation as well as sex in public are likely to be caught by the ban – in effect turning back the clock on Britain’s censorship regime to the pre-internet era.

Although, to be fair, my selective dyslexia got the better of me there.....I thought it said "turning black, the cock......."

[original PM]

Is this as strong as they can come up with ????

Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts involving urination, female ejaculation or menstruation as well as sex in public are likely to be caught by the ban – in effect turning back the clock on Britain’s censorship regime to the pre-internet era.

Although, to be fair, my selective dyslexia got the better of me there.....I thought it said "turning black, the cock......."

But it's okay to show five blokes turning a lady into a glazed donut??

Oh well 👌