Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Where are you based Sal? - I get quite a few calls for Oracle Dev stuff - I'm a DBA you see, and pimps can seldom spell their own names let alone distinguish the difference between those two...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
You know I'm only teasing Beansey.Originally posted by milanbenesthanks Mordy you cheeky cant
just for you Mordy I'm working this weekend
Milan.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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look luv,
less of it
we can write december off for looking for work hence trying to find something now
nah, get back to the ironing pile
Milan.Comment
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North East - 3 jobs turned up on Friday morning whch I applied for, but they're all tulipe rates. Still I'd take anything at home at the minute - cant be arsed with the monday morning "planes, trains and automobiles" commute down south anymore.Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesWhere are you based Sal? - I get quite a few calls for Oracle Dev stuff - I'm a DBA you see, and pimps can seldom spell their own names let alone distinguish the difference between those two...
You're right though - I get rang for DBA jobs all the time too! If you hear anything interesting give me a shout though.
Are you looking at the mo? Or are you sitting being a prima donna on some cushy project somewhere?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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No worries mate - if I hear of anything you'll be the first to know.Originally posted by SallyAnneNorth East - 3 jobs turned up on Friday morning whch I applied for, but they're all tulipe rates. Still I'd take anything at home at the minute - cant be arsed with the monday morning "planes, trains and automobiles" commute down south anymore.
You're right though - I get rang for DBA jobs all the time too! If you hear anything interesting give me a shout though.
Are you looking at the mo? Or are you sitting being a prima donna on some cushy project somewhere?
I am, I'm afraid, that web-browsing chair-twirling prima donna at the mo. Good til April, I should think...
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Everyone who works in IT is a man. Or used to be a man.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Except you.Originally posted by MarillionFanEveryone who works in IT is a man. Or used to be a man.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Or a Dalek.Originally posted by MarillionFanEveryone who works in IT is a man.
Where are all the others anyway? Don't get me wrong, I'm gratified they're all hard at work robotising humans.Comment
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at fecking last
just had a telephone interview and got an offer for S for
1st of December
and a payrise. sorteeeeeeeeeeed.
Milan.Comment
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