He's a good looking lad

[DaveB]

If Steve Balmer can get layed, so can AtW.

He just has to learn to dance like a monkey first

[Francko]

Phenomenal! I can see the outbreak of male pattern baldness too. Man alexei, no wonder you can't get your leg over. I haven't seen anyone that ugly with only one head before!! Leaves you reliant upon your personality to woo females. Not a very likely contingency if current form is anything to go by. Have you considered spiking their drinks?

Care to post a personal pic of yourself Mr Handsome? Otherwise is quite easy to tell other people they are ugly.

Let us be the judge of who is the ugliest.

Is this you?

http://p.vtourist.com/1600136-glasgo...et-Glasgow.jpg

[SallyAnne]

I dont know what yous are all going on about - I think he's quite cute (even if he does think I'm a bloke).

[DimPrawn]

Would you SallyAnne?

[SallyAnne]

Would you SallyAnne?

Possibly

It would depend on a few things obviously, but I wouldn't rule it out over those photos....reasonably cute.

[EqualOpportunities]

Possibly

It would depend on a few things obviously, but I wouldn't rule it out over those photos....reasonably cute.

Sick sick sick. It's official.

[SallyAnne]

Sick sick sick. It's official.

[DaveB]

Possibly

It would depend on a few things obviously, but I wouldn't rule it out over those photos....reasonably cute.

Sally, the Opticians called. They said your new glasses were ready and could they have the white stick back please.

[SallyAnne]

Sally, the Opticians called. They said your new glasses were ready and could they have the white stick back please.

He's not that bad!!! I only looked at the jungle photo...hang on, I'll look at the rest...Im clearly missing something!

[DaveB]

He's not that bad!!! I only looked at the jungle photo...hang on, I'll look at the rest...Im clearly missing something!

Dont tell me, you looked at the one of Robert Lindsey didnt you