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I can assure the congregation that I don't. And if you choose to believe otherwise, well you can just... (many expletives deleted). Mordy in "ban avoidance mode".His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
FTFYOriginally posted by Mordac View PostUnlikely. Don't get me wrong, he can be petty and vindictive when he wants to be, but there's no way he could fit in that fecking car.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Just stick it back in its box....Originally posted by Mordac View PostSomeone has parked what may just be the ugliest car in the world outside my house.
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I hope you did leave the leaflet on the car. That'd have made me laugh had I been the driver.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I didOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI hope you did leave the leaflet on the car. That'd have made me laugh had I been the driver.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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