Thanks for telling us twice Cojak
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Early onset dementia kicking in I reckon!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThanks for telling us twice Cojak
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Or she's been powdering her nose with Mr C 's banknotes againOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostEarly onset dementia kicking in I reckon!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Better than the alternative....
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Really........Originally posted by cojak View PostMr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from the police handler on the other end of the pupper's lead.
After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.
Well that's what he told you!!!!Comment
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Early onset dementia kicking in I reckon!Originally posted by original PM View PostReally........
Well that's what he told you!!!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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