New Macbook Pro

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This would be a better laptop for me.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Asus-ROG-G7.../dp/B01AQ8G4SW

64gb RAM and a good GPU for CUDA work.

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6% discount with Ipse Member Advantages

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Isn't that what IT folks do? Make webpages and stuff...

The clever ones, yes.

[scooterscot]

Um what do second order cone programming solver with barrier or concurrent algorithms have to do with a simple website?

Isn't that what IT folks do? Make webpages and stuff...

[eek]

My iPhone is 120,000,000 more powerful than the computer on board the Apollo craft than put man on the moon.

You're telling me you need a computer at least 12 times more powerful than my iphone to develop a webpage for topshop?

Ya all must have been off sick the day they taught karnaugh maps.

Um what do second order cone programming solver with barrier or concurrent algorithms have to do with a simple website?

[scooterscot]

Stochastic process using deterministic functions, what's the world coming to.

Probabilisitic problems are more vexing. And laptop and a copy of R is enough.

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If anyone wants to learn about conic programming, I've produced a fascinating introduction video.

Enjoy.

[scooterscot]

That should allow you real time decryption of GCHQ's I/O ports.

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If there were quantum computers, I'd need at least 3 of them.

[scooterscot]

Imagine trying to run a second order cone programming solver with barrier or concurrent algorithms in 16gb RAM. My client would laugh me out of the door.

Apple toys for playing Pokemon.

My iPhone is 120,000,000 more powerful than the computer on board the Apollo craft than put man on the moon.

You're telling me you need a computer at least 12 times more powerful than my iphone to develop a webpage for topshop?

Ya all must have been off sick the day they taught karnaugh maps.