Originally posted by Forumbore
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How many people in the UK on £50k have got £60k spare cash for a deposit?
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Originally posted by DimPrawnA cleaner at the Bank of England.
women like that are like gold dust, where did you get her?Comment
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I used my Thardis. The answer is 879232 people. But two of these are about to be fired and four more people are getting a rise tomorrow. Mr Paul Smythe of Doncaster who is an IT Consultant for Accenture and working on a project in Leeds will die tomorrow at 8.52am in a car crash just outside the office. Miss Paula Johnson who will also be involved will lose her job as a result of being late for the sixth time this quarter, but as she only earns 24k per year is not included in this figure.
Now that is an end to the matter.
hth
ThreadedWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by AtWWhen the bubble bursts and a lot of people lose jobs, even more get salary cuts, then lifes of them all (and some will lose lifes due to stress) will be far more than few madmen who would kill innocent people from their guns. Actually
if almost everyone carried firearms then such incidents would be very limited - the person would get gunned down very quickly by members of the public, knowing that these crazy scum won't cause much damage: they only can when others are unarmed.Comment
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