£88M jackpot in today's Euro Lottery

[vetran]

I would

Buy 'SKA' and with the other £87.999,999 Million I would:

Lend £100,000 to the New Liebour party and become Lord Vetran.

Send Mr Tweezy round to Boris to give him a decent haircut.

Contribute £1m to the "Richard Littlejohn for Prime Minister" campaign fund.

Hire Sheriff Clint Low to run our Jails

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Buy Two Jags a diet book, elocution lessons and some Bromide.

Purchase a clue for the entire cabinet they so obviously don't have one.

Pay to outsource justice to the chinese for acts of treason - they can start at no 10 & 11, The family can pay for the bullet.

Buy all local councils and government departments a torch and a map.

Buy our local hospital some Bleach and Cloths.

Get everyone on Contractor UK a lifetime subscription to the Playboy / Play girl/ Big Bums weekly/ Lizards Monthly / Cosmo / Gay rollerbladers Anally. Depending on preference.

For myself its a get stuffed vacation etc. I would of course continue to get up before midday on a daily basis to be abused by people too lazy to read the manual for a pittance (yeah right).

[DimPrawn]

I would probably do something in the first week that results in a divorce and be £44,000,000 worse off for it.

[threaded]

I'd get all of the CUK crowd together and have a massive Champagne and escort girls party. Honest.

You don't need £88mil for that. I'm sure at least one of the gathered congregation could do it for a £5.

[Francko]

I would probably do something in the first week that results in a divorce and be £44,000,000 worse off for it.

And that's only after the wife spent the first 44 millions during the first week in the best boutiques of the major capitals around the world.