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Originally posted by ArdescoHow do you make a woman orgasim?
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Lie on your back and let them do the work. They're selfish enough to sort themselves out first.
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How long would it take someone with the incredible intelligence of AtW to write a search engine that works?
I'm guessing never.Comment
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why are you not answering these simple questions?Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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SKA has crashed - again.Originally posted by MrsGoofwhy are you not answering these simple questions?Comment
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Whyare you turning into a knob? Your increasing lack of mental balance is becoming apparent to everyone.Hard Brexit now!
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Who cares? Its not my fault if they can't keep upOriginally posted by ArdescoHow do you make a woman orgasim?
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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