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First world problems - jacuzzi temperature

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    #11
    The 80s called - they want their Jacuzzi back.
    Seriously get a pool instead, it's not that expensive and will add years to your life.

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      #12
      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
      That's inneresting....
      maybe Plantswomen & Gittins Girl both caught Syphilis in the same hot tub?

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I asked the jacuzzi girl to up the temperature this morning to 40 degrees but it's now too hot for the kids.

        Pressing down and jet one doesn't do anything and so it's stuck on 40.

        Any ideas?
        Had to sleep on this knotty problem, but this morning I woke up and had the answer.

        Ask the jacuzzi girl to down the temperature!
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Had to sleep on this knotty problem, but this morning I woke up and had the answer.


          Ask the jacuzzi girl to down the temperature!
          The work of a true fecking genius, well done

          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            The work of a true fecking genius, well done

            Gone to the beach instead. Which brings me to our next issue.

            The kids are saying (and I have to agree) that the water is too cold. Any suggestions on how to heat it up?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

              Gone to the beach instead. Which brings me to our next issue.

              The kids are saying (and I have to agree) that the water is too cold. Any suggestions on how to heat it up?
              Easy peasy - Just wait 50 years, and it will have probably warmed 2 or 3 degrees all by itself!

              (But by then you may find the beach is a few miles inland, and your hotel is half underwater.)
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Gone to the beach instead. Which brings me to our next issue.

                The kids are saying (and I have to agree) that the water is too cold.
                Any suggestions on how to heat it up?
                You plum, you aren't on holiday in the UK are you
                Get yourself online and book yourself somewhere properly hot
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  You plum, you aren't on holiday in the UK are you
                  Get yourself online and book yourself somewhere properly hot
                  Of course. I voted Brexit and as part of that decision I feel we should spend at least one week a year vacationing in the UK.

                  Weather has been great. Accomodation brilliant(5*) and the Polish staff fantastic. Long may it continue.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                    Throw in a bag of this, and dinner will be ready in a few hours....

                    more like a snack

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Of course. I voted Brexit and as part of that decision I feel we should spend at least one week a year vacationing in the UK.

                      Weather has been great. Accomodation brilliant(5*) and the Polish staff fantastic. Long may it continue.
                      Get them wetsuits you tight bar steward.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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