All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen[sic] Monkeys covered in tattoos.
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CUK Cluedo- Whose was the Fat Lazy Contractor Socky?
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Actually I find that it's full of Southerners who have escaped the London-centric lifestyle Latte with a cute Tattoo culture to find real GB Culture with the same day rate and fewer pretentious prats. -
Who's is this car spotted outside a grubby bedsit in Pudsey?
Might be a clue as to who's sockie he was.....
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Firstly, you are suggesting the mods are smart enough to come up with and manage that kind of that elaborate whodunnit scenario.Originally posted by stek View Post
Surely mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....
Secondly, they have far more fun keeping us in suspense, in fact <insert a popular mods name here> PM' d me and said their wife preferred it that way
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I have thought about a sockie, I like sockies, but I'm not 'interested' in sockies, in much the same way as with Moss about Roy's bottom.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThe case for stek's defence is crumbling faster than a recovering heroin addict finding a free hit.
I get pissed off when CUK forum forgets my password and I have to enter it manually, I've no chance of coping with and managing a sockie!
Surely a mod or admin can just confirm whether FLC's ip matches one of us Yorky-based folks with breaching the data protection act or whatever and just say it's not 'x' and carefully not saying it is 'y'....Leave a comment:
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I'm not so sure. I think you have strong links and memories with Yorkshire that even your expensive therapist can't help erase.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAll I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.
Says it all really.
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The case for stek's defence is crumbling faster than a recovering heroin addict finding a free hit.Originally posted by stek View PostAnd Morrisons a bit further down on Gain LaneLeave a comment:
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And Morrisons a bit further down on Gain LaneOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostThe Tattoo's comment applies to anywhere in the UK since the absurd fashion has exploded wildly and something upwards of 25% of the UK 16+ population is now toting at least one of the unsightly messes about on their skin.
Rest, well close enough even I admit
Not only HBOS there in Pudsey of course, there's Green Flag and a few others just by the top of the Stanningley road too.Leave a comment:
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The Tattoo's comment applies to anywhere in the UK since the absurd fashion has exploded wildly and something upwards of 25% of the UK 16+ population is now toting at least one of the unsightly messes about on their skin.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAll I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.
Says it all really.
Rest, well close enough even I admit
Not only HBOS there in Pudsey of course, there's Green Flag and a few others just by the top of the Stanningley road too.Leave a comment:
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You're thinking of "West of Bristol".Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAll I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.
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All I know is, that North of Watford is full of poor, moronic dole claiming, whippet loving, wife beating Northen Monkeys covered in tattoos.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI believe on this rare occasions the needful codes have produced a correct result
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MF knows a lot about Yorkshire
Says it all really.Leave a comment:
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