Don’t forget your baggage

[Acme Thunderer]

Maybe the solution is to automatically lock all the overhead lockers in the event of an emergency exit.

Better still have the overhead lockers locked before pushing back from the gate and when preparing the cabin for landing. Stops all the idiots standing up and trying to get stuff out the moment the plane has touched down.

It is only a matter of time before people die because of this and it is most likely going to be the poor cabin crew doing their job