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I've never encountered him. I don't have a roll of carpet big enough.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
I know a cracking Owl Sanctuary or they could go to Longstanton Spice Museum.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostWhy not take a lady friend to local fort or Victorian Folly?
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Then WTFH is a rightieOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe it was dark when you and WTFH had your "encounter"
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He offered me support work to fix 132,987 defects. Not interested.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPM Suity, plenty of work to do on his BPM system.
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Now that is serious OCD if he managed to count all his crabs.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHe offered me support work to fix 132,987 defects. Not interested.
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They are just the P0 issues.Originally posted by WTFH View PostNow that is serious OCD if he managed to count all his crabs.Comment
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A quarter of a second, I should imagineOriginally posted by vetran View Posthow long did you sit on your right hand so that it felt like someone else?
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More time, then, than it took to complete the deedOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostA quarter of a second, I should imagine
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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