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Ladies, what's your style?

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    #11
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Mrs LM prefers thongs. Not that she can thing in tune or anything.
    It is for the guys in her office, you fool.

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      #12
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      It is for the guys in her office, you fool.
      I'm the guy in her office you plum
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #13
        If they polled AndyW's mum they'd have skewed their findings. She doesn't own any knickers.

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          #14
          FTFY
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          If they polled AndyW's mum they'd have skewed their findings. She doesn't own any knickers, due to her booming retail business in used undergarments.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            So red is the least favourite colour. Sounds practical tho. I'd wear brown underpants if I could get any.
            Yours always end up brown sooner or later...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Yours always end up brown sooner or later...
              Why? Is he your bedmate in MF's basement?

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                FTFY
                Good point.
                Did you know My Herpes delivery service was named in her honour? They were collecting so many jiffy bags from her house it seemed only right.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Good point.
                  Did you know My Herpes delivery service was named in her honour? They were collecting so many jiffy bags from her house it seemed only right.
                  The delivery service you run personally you mean
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    If they polled AndyW's mum they'd have skewed their findings. She doesn't own any knickers.
                    Who hasn't poled AndyW's mum?
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Why? Is he your bedmate in MF's basement?
                      No. That was the plan, but we couldn't find a gimp mask which fitted properly.
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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