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FatLazyContractor replied

28 July 2016, 14:16
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

No. That was the plan, but we couldn't find a gimp mask which fitted properly.

Why are you trying to find a gimp mask that fits MF in, you fool?

Even this lot don't make things his size.
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Mordac replied

28 July 2016, 14:10
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Why? Is he your bedmate in MF's basement?

No. That was the plan, but we couldn't find a gimp mask which fitted properly.
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LondonManc replied

28 July 2016, 14:10
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

If they polled AndyW's mum they'd have skewed their findings. She doesn't own any knickers.

Who hasn't poled AndyW's mum?
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MrMarkyMark replied

28 July 2016, 14:09
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Good point.
Did you know My Herpes delivery service was named in her honour? They were collecting so many jiffy bags from her house it seemed only right.

The delivery service you run personally you mean
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barrydidit replied

28 July 2016, 14:06
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

FTFY

Good point.
Did you know My Herpes delivery service was named in her honour? They were collecting so many jiffy bags from her house it seemed only right.
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FatLazyContractor replied

28 July 2016, 14:03
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Yours always end up brown sooner or later...

Why? Is he your bedmate in MF's basement?
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Mordac replied

28 July 2016, 14:02
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

So red is the least favourite colour. Sounds practical tho. I'd wear brown underpants if I could get any.

Yours always end up brown sooner or later...
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MrMarkyMark replied

28 July 2016, 13:58
FTFY

Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

If they polled AndyW's mum they'd have skewed their findings. She doesn't own any knickers, due to her booming retail business in used undergarments.
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barrydidit replied

28 July 2016, 13:56
If they polled AndyW's mum they'd have skewed their findings. She doesn't own any knickers.
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LondonManc replied

28 July 2016, 13:09
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

It is for the guys in her office, you fool.

I'm the guy in her office you plum
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FatLazyContractor replied

28 July 2016, 12:58
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Mrs LM prefers thongs. Not that she can thing in tune or anything.

It is for the guys in her office, you fool.
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mudskipper replied

28 July 2016, 11:21
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Research commissioned by TenaLady?

If one is using TenaLady, one would require a substantial gusset, therefore g-strings are probably out the question.

HTH.

Ah, and having read the article, that's kinda what it says.
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LondonManc replied

28 July 2016, 11:20
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Research commissioned by TenaLady?

If one is using TenaLady, one would require a substantial gusset, therefore g-strings are probably out the question.

HTH.

Commissioned by Hooters and you'd find commando/G-string coming out as most popular.
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mudskipper replied

28 July 2016, 11:19
Research commissioned by TenaLady?

If one is using TenaLady, one would require a substantial gusset, therefore g-strings are probably out the question.

HTH.
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LondonManc replied

28 July 2016, 11:01
Mrs LM prefers thongs. Not that she can thing in tune or anything.
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