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Mid life crisis......

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    #81
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses)
    Wut?

    I drove a 450bhp car at 29. At least buy a Ferrari you pussy.

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      #82
      Originally posted by blackeye View Post
      At least buy a Ferrari you pussy.
      He can't - he's got mafia neighbours...

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        #83
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        what else do I need to do?
        Have sex with your boss :

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          #84
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          Have sex with your boss :
          His boss may not want sex with him...
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #85
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            His boss may not want sex with him...
            He's a contractor isn't he? So sex with oneself it is then, something he must have mastered by now...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #86
              Originally posted by blackeye View Post
              Wut?

              I drove a 450bhp car at 29. At least buy a Ferrari you pussy.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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