Women ruling the world

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought you were a sockie?

I'm a woman and I know what I'm talking about.

[Mordac]

I have no problem with wimmin being on top, I mean, in power.

Just don't ban porn

Thank God you clarified that. No wimmin would select the option which involves finding themselves underneath you, no matter how hard you might wish to argue otherwise.

[Bee]

I thought you were a sockie?

[silverlight001]

I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"

Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench

Groan...

[MrMarkyMark]

I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"

Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench

Groan...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...yself-to-death

The trick is, is to get the Mrs contracting.
Obviously, you then have to consider the chances of you both ending up on the bench at once

[SueEllen]

I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"

Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench

Groan...

More fool you.

Women in my family earn the same or more than their male partners. Then again some of my brothers have been the main parent to call on when their kid has been sick at school....

[FatLazyContractor]

Thank God you clarified that. No wimmin would select the option which involves finding themselves underneath you, no matter how hard you might wish to argue otherwise.

Well, I did try to roll over on top of MF's wife after banging her. I rolled over twice and was still on top

[FatLazyContractor]

More fool you.

Women in my family earn the same or more than their male partners. Then again some of my brothers have been the main parent to call on when their kid has been sick at school....

Any divorces in your family where the women milked the tulip out of men?

[MrMarkyMark]

Well, I did try to roll over on top of MF's wife after banging her. I rolled over twice and was still on top

Sounds like something more out of WWF Wrestling then lovemaking, unfortunately

[SueEllen]

Any divorces in your family where the women milked the tulip out of men?

Nope. Strange that....