Reply to: Women ruling the world

[SueEllen]

Any divorces in your family where the women milked the tulip out of men?

Nope. Strange that....

[MrMarkyMark]

Well, I did try to roll over on top of MF's wife after banging her. I rolled over twice and was still on top

Sounds like something more out of WWF Wrestling then lovemaking, unfortunately

[FatLazyContractor]

More fool you.

Women in my family earn the same or more than their male partners. Then again some of my brothers have been the main parent to call on when their kid has been sick at school....

Any divorces in your family where the women milked the tulip out of men?

[FatLazyContractor]

Thank God you clarified that. No wimmin would select the option which involves finding themselves underneath you, no matter how hard you might wish to argue otherwise.

Well, I did try to roll over on top of MF's wife after banging her. I rolled over twice and was still on top

[SueEllen]

I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"

Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench

Groan...

More fool you.

Women in my family earn the same or more than their male partners. Then again some of my brothers have been the main parent to call on when their kid has been sick at school....

[MrMarkyMark]

I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"

Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench

Groan...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...yself-to-death

The trick is, is to get the Mrs contracting.
Obviously, you then have to consider the chances of you both ending up on the bench at once

[silverlight001]

I keep saying to the wife - "look women are ruling the world now, maybe you should get a job and join your gender in contributing towards society and sharing the burden with me Mr Contractor of ensuring financial security for our family"

Cue - does not have time to work / no jobs that would fit around busy social life / Mr Contractor earns enough - should work harder to ensure our family financial security (Mr Contractor having been in contract for almost all of 12 years contracting with only one 5 week stint on bench

Groan...

[Bee]

I thought you were a sockie?

[Mordac]

I have no problem with wimmin being on top, I mean, in power.

Just don't ban porn

Thank God you clarified that. No wimmin would select the option which involves finding themselves underneath you, no matter how hard you might wish to argue otherwise.

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought you were a sockie?

I'm a woman and I know what I'm talking about.

[AtW]

It's the same crap. Power corrupts.
Women have a disadvantage they are not united, I'm a woman and I know what I'm talking about.

I thought you were a sockie?

[Bee]

It's the same crap. Power corrupts.
Women have a disadvantage they are not united, I'm a woman and I know what I'm talking about.

[AtW]

For men? Nah you just won't be trusted to run things again for a bit. Blame the likes of Blair.

Whoever taxes dividends the least gets my vote

I have bad feeling about taxes...

Plus prenups might take a hit

[SueEllen]

The end is nigh!!!????

For men? Nah you just won't be trusted to run things again for a bit. Blame the likes of Blair.

[AtW]

And the party is run by a woman!

The end is nigh!!!????