Boris isn't standing

[NigelJK]

Patently a marketing or PR application then as most of what I do is the other way around. They leave it as late as possible until it become essential that they develop.

[MrMarkyMark]

Patently a marketing or PR application then as most of what I do is the other way around. They leave it as lat as possible until it become essential that they develop.

+1 Regulatory, Risk and Compliance are the good ones for me, in the last few years.

[barrydidit]

Now had 50 quid on Jeremy Corbyn sticking a pigs todger in his mouth by the end of the week.

FTFY

[FatLazyContractor]

Patently a marketing or PR application then as most of what I do is the other way around. They leave it as late as possible until it become essential that they develop.

Do you usually end up hiring Suity?

[rl4engc]

The LibDems are pledging to take us back into the EU. Over 10,000 people have applied to join the party.[/B]

10,000 students? How quickly they forget.. :

[SueEllen]

10,000 students? How quickly they forget.. :

Unlike Labour they actually get them to vote as they walk them to the polling stations.

[Mordac]

They are good a local campaigning which is why they ended up with councillors and MPs.

Unfortunately Clegg being power hungry destroyed them.

And utterly useless at everything else, which is why LibDoom MPs now hold their meetings in a broom cupboard.

[darmstadt]

Only a slight change...

"Boris The Spider"

Look, he's crawling up my wall
Blond and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spide

[Churchill]

So, about this leaked email from Mrs Gove, anybody know what the dirt is?

[SueEllen]

So, about this leaked email from Mrs Gove, anybody know what the dirt is?

It was printed in full in a couple of the newspapers yesterday. I'm sure with your advanced search skills you will be able to find it.