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    #41
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    He had to say that to stop everyone voting leave.


    Indeed...

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      #42
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      You missed 'There'll be more migrants than ever' as France seeks to move the British border in Calais back to Britain.
      If the French adhered to the EU rules and returned the Migrants to the country they entered from there wouldn't be a problem at Calais

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        #43
        Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
        If the French adhered to the EU rules and returned the Migrants to the country they entered from there wouldn't be a problem at Calais
        Yup, but now that UK will be out of EU then it would not have a voice about this matter... MarillionFan will be selling inflatable boats at Calais shortly: buy one boat and get a free sledge for winter in UK...

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          #44
          Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
          If the French adhered to the EU rules and returned the Migrants to the country they entered from there wouldn't be a problem at Calais
          You can't return people to Italy, Spain etc it's against EU rules.

          Also they got in trouble when they "helped" the Roma go back to Romania on coaches.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #45
            Q: How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?


            A: We never said there was a lightbulb



            (Alternative answers:

            That's for the future prime minister to decide. But what's important is that, whatever the number, it will be a British lightbulb, with the number decided by British people, with British interests at heart. It's a great day for Britain, and a great day for lightbulbs.... As finally we have taken our lighting back

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            17,410,742 some only wanted to protest about the make of the bulb, others wanted to dictate when and who should change the bulb, a few didn't understand what a bulb was but were told it needed changing, and some just hated all bulbs and wanted them gone.

            The result is they have smashed the bulb and have no idea what to do now.)
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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