Name : George Osborne
Age : 45
Missing Since : 22rd June 2016
Last Seen Location : 11 Downing Street, London
George was last seen 4 days ago in London and later tweeting about doom & gloom on the internet. Described as 4'11 with no backbone, George had been very happy earlier in the week before disappearing after his friends had a little vote & excluded him. George had about $350M in his wallet having borrowed the money from his friend Nigel Farage who said he'd be saving it next week.
Friends are a little worried. David Cameron, Unemployed from London, holidaying in Cornwall said 'George is upset that he's lost some friends in Europe and could do something stupid'. Another friend Boris stated 'We've placed a small cage outside Tory Headquarters with an envelope addressed to George that has an invite to participate in another competition. But I think I may win that as well. LOL'
If you sight George, please phone Jean Claude Junkcer who has a job waiting for him.
Age : 45
Missing Since : 22rd June 2016
Last Seen Location : 11 Downing Street, London
George was last seen 4 days ago in London and later tweeting about doom & gloom on the internet. Described as 4'11 with no backbone, George had been very happy earlier in the week before disappearing after his friends had a little vote & excluded him. George had about $350M in his wallet having borrowed the money from his friend Nigel Farage who said he'd be saving it next week.
Friends are a little worried. David Cameron, Unemployed from London, holidaying in Cornwall said 'George is upset that he's lost some friends in Europe and could do something stupid'. Another friend Boris stated 'We've placed a small cage outside Tory Headquarters with an envelope addressed to George that has an invite to participate in another competition. But I think I may win that as well. LOL'
If you sight George, please phone Jean Claude Junkcer who has a job waiting for him.
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