Breakfast Brexit Merge

[MrMarkyMark]

30% pay cut, take it and stay, or feck off.

Works for IT contractors.

I'm just trying to angle for a huge day rate rise, due to Brexit uncertainty

[AtW]

Old Etonian preferred.

Would old Elbonian do?

[DimPrawn]

First shocking doom

House prices to fall 5pc nationwide and tumble even further in London as worried home buyers back out 

House prices to fall 5pc nationwide.

So back to where they were about 6 months ago. I will go slit my wrists now...

[unemployed]

Too volatile unless you go for trinkets...

managed to bag some sovereigns for £175 each end of last year

buy back price is £225 each

[Mordac]

Old Etonian preferred.

No Experience necessary.
German speaker preferred (as long as you can say "sod off" that should suffice).
Duration: approx 4 years max
Location: London with frequent travel, but not to Europe.
Rate: Crap salary but plenty of perks, and subsidised accommodation.
Direct reports: Around 300, and some of them are going to be right little sh1tes for the foreseeable future..
Reporting to: Her Majesty The Queen, the British People, and no one else.

HTH

[unemployed]

House prices to fall 5pc nationwide and tumble even further in London as worried home buyers back out*



So back to where they were about 6 months ago. I will go slit my wrists now...

[Mordac]

Britain was never AAA rated, about time the rating matched reality.

BBB+ would be fair.

38DD would be better, surely?

[AtW]

38DD would be better, surely?

Say goodbye to Oktoberfest now

[Old Greg]

Would old Elbonian do?

Only if a great grandson of a grand vizier of the Ottoman Empire.

[Mordac]

Say goodbye to Oktoberfest now

Awkward trouser moment alert...