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    Breaking news!

    The Crystal Reports client that told me off yesterday just called me on mobile saying that they are terribly sorry for being so wrong - they just fired that monkey boy for gross incompetence and downloading pr0n at work, they offered twice my normal rate to make up for the offence. I said my rate gone up to £2k per day as of 6am this morning
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    Originally posted by AtW
    The Crystal Reports client that told me off yesterday just called me on mobile saying that they are terribly sorry for being so wrong - they just fired that monkey boy for gross incompetence and downloading pr0n at work, they offered twice my normal rate to make up for the offence. I said my rate gone up to £2k per day as of 6am this morning
    Yeah, right ....You are Threaded and I claim my 5 roubles.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      Originally posted by AtW
      The Crystal Reports client that told me off yesterday just called me on mobile saying that they are terribly sorry for being so wrong - they just fired that monkey boy for gross incompetence and downloading pr0n at work, they offered twice my normal rate to make up for the offence. I said my rate gone up to £2k per day as of 6am this morning

      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        No. I made the day out.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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