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By Alex Carruthers at Hughes Fowler Carruthers
1. Arrange a pre-nuptial agreement, or if you previously considered them unromantic, get a post-nup.
2. Try to tie up as much of your wealth into companies or trusts as possible, but beware this isn’t foolproof and courts take a dim view of people who misrepresent their situation.
3. Make it a clean break if possible - we often see exes coming back again and again for an increase in maintenance.
4. Marry someone who’s richer than you.
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You either marry a woman with potential and help her succeed in her career, or marry one with inherited wealth.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostBy Alex Carruthers at Hughes Fowler Carruthers
1. Arrange a pre-nuptial agreement, or if you previously considered them unromantic, get a post-nup.
2. Try to tie up as much of your wealth into companies or trusts as possible, but beware this isn’t foolproof and courts take a dim view of people who misrepresent their situation.
3. Make it a clean break if possible - we often see exes coming back again and again for an increase in maintenance.
4. Marry someone who’s richer than you.
How am I supposed to do that FFS?
I am related to and know a few men who have done that.
Then if you get divorced the ex-wife has to hand over as a minimum the full house and everything in it.
If you have kids because she is earning so much you make sure the school calls you as the first parental contact.
Oddly most people in that situation don't get divorced...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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1.don`t get marriedOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostBy Alex Carruthers at Hughes Fowler Carruthers
1. Arrange a pre-nuptial agreement, or if you previously considered them unromantic, get a post-nup.
2. Try to tie up as much of your wealth into companies or trusts as possible, but beware this isn’t foolproof and courts take a dim view of people who misrepresent their situation.
3. Make it a clean break if possible - we often see exes coming back again and again for an increase in maintenance.
4. Marry someone who’s richer than you.
How am I supposed to do that FFS?Comment
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You'd be surprised at how many old biddies are out there, with their pensions, insurance payouts and inheritance all burning holes in their undergarments... No, you're right, you'll still struggle to pull...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostBy Alex Carruthers at Hughes Fowler Carruthers
1. Arrange a pre-nuptial agreement, or if you previously considered them unromantic, get a post-nup.
2. Try to tie up as much of your wealth into companies or trusts as possible, but beware this isn’t foolproof and courts take a dim view of people who misrepresent their situation.
3. Make it a clean break if possible - we often see exes coming back again and again for an increase in maintenance.
4. Marry someone who’s richer than you.
How am I supposed to do that FFS?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Okay, which one are you, and what you doing this weekend?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYou either marry a woman with potential and help her succeed in her career, or marry one with inherited wealth.
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Unless she's worming the guide dog, you're outta luck matey...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOkay, which one are you, and what you doing this weekend?

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostUnless she's worming the guide dog, you're outta luck matey...
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