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Pissed off with clientcos
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Wrong. I expense it to the client as miscellaneous through my company, claim it with full VAT, claim it from my company inc VAT and then spend that money on more charity.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostNo because you get a receipt and claim it through the company so get most of it back.... Don't you?
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Is it more vile sputum?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPlease see my post you just quoted, above.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo we have to alert MI6 on your return then?
Not any more.WeThey know when he tries to re-enter the country.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWrong. I expense it to the client as miscellaneous through my company, claim it with full VAT, claim it from my company inc VAT and then spend that money on more Bacardi.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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You couldn't afford her. He's struggling to keep upOriginally posted by unemployed View PostI give to charity too
MrMarkyMark's mrs
She likes a big donation
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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High maintenance bishOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostYou couldn't afford her. He's struggling to keep up
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Lovely lady, just prefers fine dining and nice handbags to Lidl and Primark.Originally posted by unemployed View PostHigh maintenance bish
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostLovely lady, just prefers fine dining and nice handbags to Lidl and Primark.
Hugo Boss?
Sounds like we all know who the real boss in his household is
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHugo Boss?
Sounds like we all know who the real boss in his household is
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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