Post-Brexit: your move

**BrilloPad** · 3 June 2016, 08:10

7. EU cries like Suity. Terrified that the success the UK will become after leaving, and that other countries will follow suit, the EU will offer the UK a better deal and the UK will vote again. Repeat until the UK stays.

**DodgyAgent** · 3 June 2016, 08:13

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

After a Brexit vote, the EU agrees to offer the UK a free trade option on the Norwegian model or the Swiss model in return for UK contributions to the EU and freedom of movement of workers, or on the Canadian model.

Your move

What do you mean the "EU offers the UK"? Should that not read "The UK offers the EU"?

**FatLazyContractor** · 3 June 2016, 08:13

Accept Norwegian model
Accept Swiss model
Accept Canadian model
Apply to join Danish realm and request Greenlandic model

Who are these models you talk about? Got any pics? Topless preferably

That said, I am happy to accept all those models.

**BrilloPad** · 3 June 2016, 08:15

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Who are these models you talk about? Got any pics? Topless preferably

That said, I am happy to accept all those models.

Take your pick https://models.com/rankings/ui/Top50Men/

**Old Greg** · 3 June 2016, 08:22

Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

What do you mean the "EU offers the UK"? Should that not read "The UK offers the EU"?

No. Next!

**VectraMan** · 3 June 2016, 08:31

Interestingly the top export from the UK to Canada is gold:

Trade Profile - United Kingdom - BC Stats

Great news for those who work in IT.

**DodgyAgent** · 3 June 2016, 09:21

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

No. Next!

The EU is a net exporter to the UK - or does that not fit the anti British narrative of the remainers case?

**Old Greg** · 3 June 2016, 09:52

Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

The EU is a net exporter to the UK - or does that not fit the anti British narrative of the remainers case?

% UK trade that is with rest of EU > that % rest of EU trade that is with UK = EU calls shots.

Next!

**AtW** · 3 June 2016, 12:41

Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

What do you mean the "EU offers the UK"? Should that not read "The UK offers the EU"?

It should read Independent London City District offers the EU

HTH

Accept Norwegian model	13.33%	2 votes
Accept Swiss model	6.67%	1 vote
Accept Canadian model	0.00%	0 votes
Apply to join Danish realm and request Greenlandic model	0.00%	0 votes
Cry like suity and beg to stay	20.00%	3 votes
Accept a job modelling AndyW's mum's undercrackers	60.00%	9 votes

Post-Brexit: your move