Most worrying threat to mankinds survival

[DimPrawn]

It's like a hangover - self-inflicted pain doesn't deserve that much sympathy.

Blame the endless stream of twenty-something nymphos. Wasn't my fault!

[vetran]

Blame the endless stream of twenty-something nymphos. Wasn't my fault!

Your ex cheated on you?

[DimPrawn]

Your ex cheated on you?

Lesbian b1tch!

[Old Greg]

You need to separate out "suity tales". There are two distinct threats:

1. We commit mass suicide through boredom after reading the tales.
2. Suity is involved in a critical infrastructure project.

[scooterscot]

Is that how you escaped?

My cousins await their release.

[diseasex]

Fail. Where is the 'sharing bed with MF' option?

What about STDs?

[FatLazyContractor]

What about STD?

Option 1 - Drug resistant disease. -> Guess that covers everything to do with MF.

[diseasex]

Option 1 - Drug resistant disease. -> Guess that covers everything to do with MF.

Don't blame me again!

[scooterscot]

What about STDs?

Those folks will never leave Manchester.

[DodgyAgent]

So the rumours about you and Edwina are true then?