Negotiating a new rate

[Sockpuppet]

ha ha ha - this bloke in a club once actually said to me "you're really pretty - I'd go out with you if you lost weight". No word of a lie, that was his patter.

You guys are smooooooth!

Have we met?

I actually made the "mistake" of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. I was a little drunk and mentioned that the girl I was with wasnt really doing anything for me and I enquired about the status of her porn collection.

I shall not be doing that again.

[SallyAnne]

Hey I just said I liked Geordie Lasses. You brought up the weight issue
He sounds like a typical Geordie man - what was his next line "Tits oot"?

Nah - his next line was "OOOOWWW!"

And actually - he was a 4S.....stupid slimey southern student.

....but I dont want to get into that North/South divide thing again

[wonderwaif]

Nah - his next line was "OOOOWWW!"

)

LOL.

[SallyAnne]

Have we met?

I actually made the "mistake" of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. I was a little drunk and mentioned that the girl I was with wasnt really doing anything for me and I enquired about the status of her porn collection.

I shall not be doing that again.

Well any lass worth her salt would have pulled out her copy of Gangbang #1 and laughed a little.....she was clearly at fault!

[SallyAnne]

I'm away to the pub now lads - I've had a great crack on with you all today - you all rock!

Have a great weekend x x x x

[wonderwaif]

Well any lass worth her salt would have pulled out her copy of Gangbang #1 and laughed a little.....she was clearly at fault!

SallyAnne - you sound much too good to be true.
Would you pass the 'Crocodile Dundee' test?

[sasguru]

I'm away to the pub now lads - I've had a great crack on with you all today - you all rock!

Have a great weekend x x x x

Get yer coat, luv. You've pulled.

[BoredBloke]

16:34 and she is heading to the pub! Healthy lifestye is really kicking in!

[Ardesco]

I thought that was normal in geordie circles Working day is 10-4 with 2 hours off from lunch at the closest pub. Must be hard work now due to 24 hour licensing though.... :P


(TBH i'm just jealous because I know how cheap the booze is after my last jaunt up to Newcastle. The worst thing I had to do was buy my mate a shandy because he had had a few too many to drink the night before. Have you any idea how embarrasing it is for a southerner to walk up to a bar in Newcastle and order a shandy ????)