Buying a house next to busy road

[AtW]

The hotel was cheap for a reason.

Not as cheap as our very own Mauve Monkey...

[AtW]

No its much more simple than that if you wander round to someones house with as much as a chair leg, they only have to call the police and report that you were wandering around with what they thought was a sawn off shotgun threatening them and a totally different Police unit will turn up to make friends with you. They don't tend to mess about either, so while they might be the next-door neighbour from hell, wandering around to moan at them while holding a long object would probably not end well for you.

The chair leg thing ... in this country if armed police is called then one should surrender quickly, hands in air, no sudden moves - or get shot dead.

[DimPrawn]

Got Waitrose in my leafy "village"

There's a Waitrose in Swindon, it doesn't mean tulip. The chavs use the carpark for doing donuts and for small scale riots.

[PurpleGorilla]

Not as cheap as our very own Mauve Monkey...

Who you calling cheap.

[AtW]

Who you calling cheap.

You.

[PurpleGorilla]

You.

Evidence.

[AtW]

Evidence.

You get all uptight when you got called cheap, if you were not then you'd act differently.

[PurpleGorilla]

Buying a house next to busy road

You get all uptight when you got called cheap, if you were not then you'd act differently.

You are such a tw#t

[AtW]

You are such a tw#t

Not a cheap one though

[PurpleGorilla]

Not a cheap one though

There is a difference between cheap, and value.

Let that be a lesson to you.