This could get expensive

[BrilloPad]

despite rumors I have never been with Admin!

I thought everyone had been with admin?

[Old Greg]

I thought everyone had been with admin?

At least you can't say you don't know where s/he's been.

[SimonMac]

Poor Hector

IS that why you named your first cockroach?

[WTFH]

This zoo lets you name a cockroach after your ex for $10

A cockroach?


So, they've chosen an insect that can survive without a head, can live without food for a month and can withstand a nuclear blast as something to represent an ex.


Surely something sanguinivorous would be more appropriate, like a mosquito or tick.

[Drei]

A cockroach?


So, they've chosen an insect that can survive without a head, can live without food for a month and can withstand a nuclear blast as something to represent an ex.


Surely something sanguinivorous would be more appropriate, like a mosquito or tick.

Most exes fit that description but I don't think they can do hybrid insects to match exactly, need all of that plus the sucking you dry part

[BrilloPad]

A cockroach?


So, they've chosen an insect that can survive without a head, can live without food for a month and can withstand a nuclear blast as something to represent an ex.


Surely something sanguinivorous would be more appropriate, like a mosquito or tick.

My ex can live without food for a month. I wish I could say the same about new shoes.

[mudskipper]

My ex can live without food for a month. I wish I could say the same about new shoes.

Your new shoes need feeding?

[BrilloPad]

Your new shoes need feeding?

They eat new handbags, judging from the statements.

[diseasex]

Indeed. It's scary. I'm hurtling towards being a millionaire and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

just properties or some more diversified portfolio? interest only or repayment?
Just curious.

[AtW]

Indeed. It's scary. I'm hurtling towards being a millionaire and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Did you get pre-nup this time around? Otherwise it's your future ex-wife who'd be hurtling and you'd be hurting...