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Originally posted by Mordac View PostSo no point in holding my breath then...
I would. In fact I'd start practicing now, so you can hold if for as many minutes as possible.
Oh! And make sure you don't take any baths when your missus is about, she's stopped messing about with the stairs now.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI would. In fact I'd start practicing now, so you can hold if for as many minutes as possible.
Oh! And make sure you don't take any baths when your missus is about, she's stopped messing about with the stairs now.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't worry Mordac, your thread will come. I'll be looking to Ban all Cretins after lunch.In Scooter we trustComment
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Originally posted by The Spartan View PostAye but then you'd get banned as you're a cretin like the rest of usHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't worry Mordac, your thread will come. I'll be looking to Ban all Cretins after lunch.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostLook forward to it. Have you finished lunch yet? Didn't think so...
Sorry for not replying. I've been working.
Remember that?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry for not replying. I've been working.
Remember that?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI would. In fact I'd start practicing now, so you can hold if for as many minutes as possible.
Oh! And make sure you don't take any baths when your missus is about, she's stopped messing about with the stairs now.Originally posted by Mordac View PostDon't worry, she works late. OK, she says she does. World of pain approaching, I get it.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou have to go the extra mile to get banned round here - or shall I just get my coat...Originally posted by Mordac View PostLook forward to it. Have you finished lunch yet? Didn't think so...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry for not replying. I've been working.
Remember that?Originally posted by Mordac View PostVaguely. Must of had something to do with the bunch of muppets I had to work with...Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postwhy don't you feckers go get a room (or two)?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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