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So no point in holding my breath then...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Originally posted by Mordac View PostSo no point in holding my breath then...
I would. In fact I'd start practicing now, so you can hold if for as many minutes as possible.
Oh! And make sure you don't take any baths when your missus is about, she's stopped messing about with the stairs now.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Don't worry, she works late. OK, she says she does. World of pain approaching, I get it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI would. In fact I'd start practicing now, so you can hold if for as many minutes as possible.
Oh! And make sure you don't take any baths when your missus is about, she's stopped messing about with the stairs now.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Aye but then you'd get banned as you're a cretin like the rest of usOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't worry Mordac, your thread will come. I'll be looking to Ban all Cretins after lunch.
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You have to go the extra mile to get banned round here - or shall I just get my coat...Originally posted by The Spartan View PostAye but then you'd get banned as you're a cretin like the rest of us
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Look forward to it. Have you finished lunch yet? Didn't think so...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't worry Mordac, your thread will come. I'll be looking to Ban all Cretins after lunch.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostLook forward to it. Have you finished lunch yet? Didn't think so...
Sorry for not replying. I've been working.
Remember that?
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Vaguely. Must of had something to do with the bunch of muppets I had to work with...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry for not replying. I've been working.
Remember that?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI would. In fact I'd start practicing now, so you can hold if for as many minutes as possible.
Oh! And make sure you don't take any baths when your missus is about, she's stopped messing about with the stairs now.Originally posted by Mordac View PostDon't worry, she works late. OK, she says she does. World of pain approaching, I get it.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou have to go the extra mile to get banned round here - or shall I just get my coat...Originally posted by Mordac View PostLook forward to it. Have you finished lunch yet? Didn't think so...
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry for not replying. I've been working.
Remember that?
why don't you feckers go get a room (or two)?Originally posted by Mordac View PostVaguely. Must of had something to do with the bunch of muppets I had to work with...
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To be fair, it would need to be quite a large room...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postwhy don't you feckers go get a room (or two)?
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