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Not sure if 13 stone at 6 foot is fat, but each to their own.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
13 stone? trust me feller, that's a tad on the chubby side....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNot sure if 13 stone at 6 foot is fat, but each to their own.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View Post13 stone? trust me feller, that's a tad on the chubby side....
Look fella, just because an inmate of Belsen would call you skinny, doesn't make me fat.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Skinny git. 15st, 5"11. Now, where's all dem pies at?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNot sure if 13 stone at 6 foot is fat, but each to their own.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Trouble is, it sort of does...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLook fella, just because an inmate of Belsen would call you skinny, doesn't make me fat.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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