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    #31
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ?
    When BP dons his brillo suit, he becomes irresistible to the laydeez....

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      #32
      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
      When BP dons his brillo suit, he becomes irresistible to the laydeez....

      strangely that without the glasses is how I imagined Dallas. Possibly a shorter haircut.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #33
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ?
        maybe he isn't hung like a hamster?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #34
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          strangely that without the glasses is how I imagined Dallas. Possibly a shorter haircut.
          Longer hair, plus 10 pints, that could be me

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            #35
            Originally posted by Dallas View Post
            Longer hair, plus 10 pints, that could be me

            I had you more down as:

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              #36
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              strangely that without the glasses is how I imagined Dallas. Possibly a shorter haircut.
              Bigger breasts. Less smile.

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                #37
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Bigger breasts. Less smile.
                That's when you're around

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  That's when you're around
                  She has a reputation for making people cry. A real ball breaker. Sort of like NLyUK - but free.....

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I had you more down as:

                    That butch would never make an ironman. Remember that Dallas has done 15-20!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      She has a reputation for making people cry. A real ball breaker. Sort of like NLyUK - but free.....
                      I know that, but the only source of that reputation is a Mr B Pad. I take all opinions expressed on CUK with a pinch of salt. I'm sure she is lovely.

                      Now, about those larger breasts...

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