Buy her a bottle of bollinger and give it to her. Tell her the Porsche garage gave it you for your new 911 but it's cheap tulip and you can't stand the stuff.
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostBuy her a bottle of Bollinger Grand Anee and give it to her. Tell her the Porsche garage gave it you for your new 911 but it's cheap tulip and you can't stand the stuff.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Where did AtW come into the picture from?Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostBuy her a bottle of bollinger and give it to her. Tell her the Porsche garage gave it you for your new 911 but it's cheap tulip and you can't stand the stuff.
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Tell her to sort her tulip out and put the bloody kettle on!
She was probably jilted at the altar by a contractor when he realised that she's a frigid bitch...
Btw, tell her I'm sorry.Comment
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Tell her you once had a contractor hater in the past, and that you 'ate their liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti'
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