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Previously on "Contractor hater at the work place"

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  • sirja
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    Tell her you once had a contractor hater in the past, and that you 'ate their liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti'

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  • Churchill
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    Tell her to sort her tulip out and put the bloody kettle on!

    She was probably jilted at the altar by a contractor when he realised that she's a frigid bitch...

    Btw, tell her I'm sorry.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
    Buy her a bottle of bollinger and give it to her. Tell her the Porsche garage gave it you for your new 911 but it's cheap tulip and you can't stand the stuff.
    Where did AtW come into the picture from?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
    Buy her a bottle of Bollinger Grand Anee and give it to her. Tell her the Porsche garage gave it you for your new 911 but it's cheap tulip and you can't stand the stuff.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Buy her a bottle of bollinger and give it to her. Tell her the Porsche garage gave it you for your new 911 but it's cheap tulip and you can't stand the stuff.

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  • LondonManc
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    Tell her how much consultants cost by comparison. Then she'll hate them instead.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Abraham View Post
    There is a contractor hater at the work place. Every now and then, she keeps declaring, "I hate contractors".

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  • mdhd
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    Tell her you hate contractors too

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Invite her out for a drink. She is trying to get your attention. You will up to your plums in muff before you can say platinum credit card.....
    Or straight down at the clap clinic...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Invite her out for a drink. She is trying to get your attention. You will up to your plums in muff before you can say platinum credit card.....

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  • Mordac
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    Tell him / her that they smell. By the time they've worked out that they don't (if they don't), you'll be long gone. Oh, and if you want to be a contractor (or pretty much anything else in life) you'll need a slightly thicker skin than one which can't cope with people who don't like contractors.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Originally posted by Abraham View Post
    There is a contractor hater at the work place. Every now and then, she keeps declaring, "I hate contractors".

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  • unemployed
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    Originally posted by Abraham View Post
    There is a contractor hater at the work place. Every now and then, she keeps declaring, "I hate contractors".
    She has a point they are overpaid chunts that mess up the toilets.

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    the tits department?
    HR?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Got pics of the lass? is she well endowed in the tits department?

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