Necro bump.
Had one of these muppets earlier- in response to an email I sent them with my CV.
Pointed out I hadn't mailed them at all.
It then became "HR emailed my your CV from a job site about a role".
No mention of role, skills, location or anything.
It then became the sales pitch for their wonderful payroll solutions. Ended up putting the phone down.
Received an email with the wonderful bold claim "I have also attached our Payroll Solution for your perusal as I believe that you will benefit from it. We can guarantee you 90% take home rate with no further tax liabilities on your end.".
Ho hum.
Read the attached pdf, had quite a good laugh at it.
"Every Contractor is under IR35 bracket even though your contract with HMRC is IR35 compliance. No contract is IR35 compliance as it must be on software services only"
"Umbrella companies are classified as illegal activities and tax evasion which can be classified as money laundering".
I just gave up, my eyes couldn't take the abuse of the English language anymore.
Had one of these muppets earlier- in response to an email I sent them with my CV.
Pointed out I hadn't mailed them at all.
It then became "HR emailed my your CV from a job site about a role".
No mention of role, skills, location or anything.
It then became the sales pitch for their wonderful payroll solutions. Ended up putting the phone down.
Received an email with the wonderful bold claim "I have also attached our Payroll Solution for your perusal as I believe that you will benefit from it. We can guarantee you 90% take home rate with no further tax liabilities on your end.".
Ho hum.
Read the attached pdf, had quite a good laugh at it.
"Every Contractor is under IR35 bracket even though your contract with HMRC is IR35 compliance. No contract is IR35 compliance as it must be on software services only"
"Umbrella companies are classified as illegal activities and tax evasion which can be classified as money laundering".
I just gave up, my eyes couldn't take the abuse of the English language anymore.
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