Which way means you eat the most spaghetti?
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Corporate Pole Choker or True Maverick
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FTFYOriginally posted by Troll View PostDepends if you have any responsibility towards the offshored entity, I'd keep stum, take the extra money & wait for it to go tits up as it surely will, then charge more moneyfor fixing itwhile someone else fixes itLast edited by vetran; 21 March 2016, 14:29.Comment
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OTGQOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostCorporate Pole Choker or True Maverick?
Top Gun always seemed a bit homoerotic to me too.
HTHBIDI
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Iceman xoxo
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Thought you were wanting to take time out to do your MSC? Will offshoring give you a pay off?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostEntire organisation dismantled' offshored & a **** you on principle versus a smaller role' , muzzled' but keep your job, increased salary and equity if you don't say **** you.
What would you do poll?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Why not add one on his behalf?Originally posted by administrator View PostSeems MF choked the poll as well as the pole.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThought you were wanting to take time out to do your MSC? Will offshoring give you a pay off?
Well, offshoring will take place regardless. I'm not being offshored, just told to hand over half my headcount, some of which will no doubt be impacted.
I get to keep my job, as long as I keep choking the pole.
Head down and lube methinks for a little while longer. Still early in the year.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Hats off to you sir. I couldn't do it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell, offshoring will take place regardless. I'm not being offshored, just told to hand over half my headcount, some of which will no doubt be impacted.
I get to keep my job, as long as I keep choking the pole.
Head down and lube methinks for a little while longer. Still early in the year.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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There's always time for lube....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI get to keep my job, as long as I keep choking the pole.
Head down and lube methinks for a little while longer. Still early in the year.

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Cost based risk analysis?
What do you get if you quit?
Surely, if you have truly been playing at the top table you should be able to command a 1K plus day rate now.....
Oh..hang on
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