Anti-gravity thread (not posted by threaded)

[AtW]

I just got back from a 2 mile run, only 20 mins this time with just 4 min break in the middle - after measuring my weight I found out that I gained 0.2 kg. Maybe I had some anti-gravity particles before the run and they all washed away in shower?

[Lucifer Box]

Guess you must've replaced some lard with denser muscle tissue.

Or your scales are tulipe.

[Toad]

You ran through some dog tulip on the way back and it's still stuck to the sole of your shoe.

[sir john prescott]

I've never run a mile in my life and I'm still fit as a butchers dog. Use your jag.

[mcquiggd]

Picked up some morrocan black ....?

And no, I don't mean an illegal immigrant.....

[wc2]

AT DOuBle U - Maybe it voz the 4 min break.

Although I had no Idea Milan could whip up 4 Big Mac's that fast.

[threaded]

2 miles in 20 minutes and you were running?

Oh my, I'd stick to walking, you'd be faster.

Sort of reminds me of working in Japan and watching the girls going to the photocopier with their faux jog.

ROFLOL.